Indo vs NY

Ada orang Indonesia yang lagi jalan-jalan ke New York. tiba-tiba
ditodong ama preman New York.

Preman : Gimme your money... u bloody Asian!!!
Indo : eee.... delicious aja... you think easy find money ya??? done
tired half dead, you delicious-delicous ask money from me!!!
(eee...enak aja.. lu pikir gampang cari duit ya?
Udah setengah mati, lu enak2 minta duit dari gua!!!)

Preman : what???... i dont care Gimme your money!!!
(sambil nodongin pisau)
Indo : Ouch Gold.... pity me donk... economy again down... if no
money, children wife eat what??
(aduh mas.... kasianin gua donk... ekonomi lagi turun...
kalau gak ada duit, anak istri makan apa?)
Preman : Oh My Lord...what is he talking about?? (sambil nusuk pisau
ke perut si indo)
Indo : unlucky you... later i become ghost, feel it you!!
(sialan lu.. nanti gua jadi hantu, rasain lu) Preman : ????


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