A first-grade teacher

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having
trouble with one of her students

The teacher asked, "Boy what is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.
My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the
Principal's office.

The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a
test and if he fails to answer any of his questions he was to go
back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3x3?"
Boy: "9"

Principal: "What is 6x6?"
Boy: "36"

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam
and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of
my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Neelam asks: "What does a cow have four of
that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment: "Legs"!

Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets"!

Ms Neelam: "What starts with a C and ends with a
T, is hairy, oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"
Boy: Coconut

Ms Neelam: "What goes in hard and pink then comes
out soft and sticky?"
The Principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: "What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" The
Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands

Ms Neelam: "Now I will ask some "Who am
I" sort of questions, okay?"
Boy: "Yep"

Ms Neelam: "You stick! Your poles inside me. You
tie me down to get me up.. I get wet before you do."
Boy: "Tent"

Ms Neelam: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with
me when you're bored.The best man always has me first." The Principal
waslooking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: "Wedding Ring"

Ms Neelam: "I come in many sizes. When I'm
not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."
Boy: "Nose"

Ms Neelam: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates. I come with a quiver."
Boy: "Arrow"

Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F'
and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"
Boy: "Firetruck"

Ms Neelam: "What word starts with a 'F'
and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand"
Boy: "Fork"

Ms Neelam: "What is it that all men have one of
it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and
a man gives it to his wife after! They're married?"
Boy: "SURNAME"

Ms Neelam: "What part of the man has no bone but
has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for
making love?"
Boy: "HEART"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher,
"Send this Boy to University, I got the last
ten questions wrong myself!"


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